collegehumor:

Chicken-Fish Takes a Trip to Flavor Country

Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Intolerable Couple Causes Optical Illusion

They’re not actually together, they’re just appearing to hook up.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

“Must Grease Nipples” Sign

The major penalties involve hot grease.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

uPick - Rough Love

(Don’t forget, you can submit your own funny text screenshots)

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Forever Alone Please Disturb Sign

If they don’t get more towels soon, the sobbing will become audible.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Goat in a Car

What an asshole, that’s not the goat seat.

(Source: College Humor)

collegehumor:

Frozen Tears

No one person is at fault here. You forgot their birthday, they forgot to find shelter after running out of the house to hide how upset they were.

(Source: College Humor)